First of all, before I tell you about this movie, would somebody mind telling me what the hell is up with everything, including porn things, being given acronyms…okay MILF for Mother I'd Like to Fuck is funky cool and all that as well as having worked itself into an almost iconic acronym.  But GILFA on the other hand sounds like either something made by the United Nations or an International Golfing Tournament.  But okay I guess we can make an allowance for this one because GILFA stands for Grannies I'd Like to Fuck Anally, and I guess the acronym is a little less hair-raising to hear.

You hear a lot of people talk about how younger pregnancies and teen mothers are so tragic, sad, pick a negative adjective but I guess even if GILFA is not everybody's cup of tea at least it shows that in the long run there can be at least one good consequence of younger mothers…younger grandmothers than there used to be.  The sex itself if you dig women in their late 50's and older or if you follow the Frank Sinatra rule for a woman you don't find fully desirable (putting a paper bag over her head) is surprisingly hot, but I guess that could be partly attributed to the fact that these women have probably not been laid like this in a long time.  These guys really seem to get off on the chicks being older, or maybe a lot could just be said for experienced skills cos they sure give them a pounding and reward them with some pretty heavy loads.  GILFA isn't what I'm into for another twenty years or so, but in all fairness I will give it three solid cocks-up for being a solid porn movie.

Thank you Dairy Queen for giving us the term double dipping, or was it fundip candy that gave that to us?…anyways, whichever it was, the term invokes the images of summertime enjoyment and relief.  The double dipping in Double Dip Her also gives us a hell of a lot of images of enjoyment and relief.  The nasty slut factor of the chicks in this movie is off the meter as they show their eagerness to go down on these double dipped cones and the heat factor in this movie is just as off the meter as they are.

As I said a zillion times, and as anyone who watches porn knows, the secret to hot porn is in the sluttiness of the chicks.  Female porn actresses come in three categories…first you get the junkies, alcoholics and asians who will do anything for a buck (yknow sucky sucky five dollar… ?).  Then you have the stupid airheads who can't do anything else with their head so they may as well get paid to be skull-fucked on film…then of course you have the true sluts who are doing what they love doing most (having sex and lots of it) and getting paid for it. Double Dip Her is completely stacked (just like the chicks in it) completely with the true slut kind of actress.  In scene after scene these chicks show how much they love cock as they swallow it in each and every orifice that they can, and then do a round robin as the cock circles back into each of the holes again…atm squared baby.  Double Dip Her is phenomenal jack-off material, gets a solid four out of five cocks-up, and I will keep my eyes open in hopes that it's a series.

The Beach Boys, The Who, Buddy Holly and many others say that there ain't no cure for the summertime blues, but that's because back in their day Summer Bash had not been made yet. If it had been though I'm sure it would have at least inspired another couple of albums from the Beach Boys. A summer party like this is definitely a way to get rid of any blues except for the inevitable morning after ones (which at least served to tell you that you had a hell of a fine time).

Picture a swanky stylish home with all the luxuries you can imagine for recreational purposes filled for full on party purposes with some of the hottest sluttiest milfs in this fucking business and some of the most virile cock that they could hope for for their enjoyment and all the heat that this formula produces and you know you have something that will sizzle your screen. Definitely better than watching the parties on Big Brother anyway. Not only do these unleashed milfs heat up the screen as they enjoy these cocks but there is also some awesome chick on chick action and they don't rip you off with a lot of useless dialog…just what they need to set the scene.

A very rare yet fully deserved five cocks-up for Summer Bash.

Score: 11:09 Minute Video of Brianna Costello

Brianna Costello was one of our most enjoyable and entertaining models. The kind of girl a boob-happy perv wants to squeeze, cuddle and fuck all day and night. "If it's raining, they're 36F because they want me to stay inside with them all day and massage them," she said. "But if it's summer and it's not raining, they're like a 34F because they want to go out and be seen by the beach or the lake and be without a bra all day. I love not wearing a bra, which, of course, gets a lot of looks from people, too. Do you want to see them? There they are! Tennessee's best breasts, just for you!" Like we said. Charming. Perhaps one day she will come back if the Boob Brotherhood demands it.

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Variety is the spice of life and 40+ and Hummin is spicier than ten-alarm deep Texas chili. The one good thing about age on chicks who dig sex is that their sluttier ways end up being some old babes who will never end up feeling useless and discarded. There is always use for a chick who gives a good blowjob and from what I hear there are some dudes who prefer toothless grannies anyway.

Nine nymphomaniac scenes show us a wide age-range of cock-craving women who are the north side of forty and (thankfully) the south side of seventy. Porn like this is so cool, not so much for the porn as for the communal nature of these movies. A bunch of former babes who can't get laid anymore the way they like it unless they pay for it end up getting paid to be fucked hard the way they want to be and the producers are able to make a nice piece of coin because while the esthetics may not be so cool on these nymphos we do enjoy seeing any type of babe who likes sex and knows how to suck and fuck.

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With an age-range from early forties to early sixties we see that sex is one thing you never forget how to do and maybe while watching this movie you get to pick up a few new tricks. After all you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but maybe an old dog can teach you one or two.

Because I'm in a generous mood, 40+ and Hummin gets three cocks-up.

Voluptuous: 15:11 Minute Video of Mellie D

"My nickname at school was Melons," Mellie D. revealed. "My yearbooks are full of references to the size of my tits. Girls used to make fun of me in physical education class but the guys all loved it. Jealous girls called me fat and said that I was going to suffer backaches. Some were really nasty. But I have the last laugh because most of them have implants now and mine are all real!"

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Score: 5:17 Minute Video of Daphne Rosen

SCOREVideos.com recently received several requests...not for some crazy sex scene or ridiculous sex act...but for something so basic, so elemental, that it was a pleasure to shoot. Girls dancing! Specifically, a huge-boobed girl dancing. So with that in mind, SCOREVideos is happy to present the one and only Daphne Rosen shaking her tits and ass...go-go dancing at its sexiest! The old ways are still the best. Dance, Daphne, dance!

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Score: 12:08 Minute Video of Hannah Callow

You'll remember Hannah Callow, a sexy British starlet from the movie of a few years ago, SCORE Xtra 8. This film is posted on SCOREVideos.com. A little while ago, one of the SCORE cameramen was walking in the West End when he spied the busty angel leaving a theater. Brushing aside passersby, he asked Hannah if she would pose again with a new ladies novelty a company had shipped over, indicating excitedly with his hands how long the thing was. Hannah quickly agreed to remove her panties and give it a whirl.

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Crystal Gunns: 14:18 Minute Video of Crystal Gunns

A virtual lap dance from Crystal Gunns? How do you sign up for that? Easy! Just click it, then Crystal will stick them out on your lap! Crystal is the winner of the SCORE Model of the Year contest. When you see this video, you'll know why! Crystal remembered her beginnings in stripping. "When I was in Florida, I learned about feature dancing and decided that I wanted to do it. Cindy Cupps and I were and still are friends. Her boobs were so big that I decided to get big boobs, and we were going to be a duo act and call ourselves The Atomic Bombs. She decided not to do it, and I was stuck with these huge boobs, so I decided to feature!" Congratulations to Crystal Gunns. Long may she lap dance.

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Our last Easter chocolate bunny fuck-fest review does not disappoint nor leave us with that foil wrapped bulk chocolate flavor in our mouths like the last few. It also covers more chocolate bases with a higher variety of flavors…white bunnies, black bunnies and some tan creamy caramel bunnies as well.

I wonder if any of that creamy white chocolate (or by the end of their hot scene; cream-filled) is imported from Belgium. These chicks fuck as hot as bunnies for sure and their decadent sluttiness just feels so Euro.

This is a movie that you can watch in stages cos the heat and intensity is sure to make you cum several times before it's over. Whether it's one chick getting banged by a bunch of guys, or a couple sweet fuck bunnies together playing with each other AND getting banged by a bunch of guys, the action does not let up in this movie and these chicks love to fuck and obviously love getting filled doing so.

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There is no hole that does not get filled at some point in this movie, and the cream-filled and cream-covered goodness that these bunnies are craving gets delivered to them in mass quantities.

Spread ‘em apart is one of the few must-see movies I have reviewed for its sheer heat and sluttiness and gets five cocks-up.

1970's songwriter Leo Sayers had a big hit with the song ‘I pull my old blue jeans on', looking at the blondes in this bodacious fuck-flick I would love to hit on them and pull their old blue jeans off. I don't quite get if blue jeans are supposed to be a fetish or what the case is here, but if they are a fetish the people who get off on it are very lucky considering it's a fetish catered to by 80% of the population.

Three scenes of sex and lust are portrayed for our pleasure but just like anything that has a bunch of blondes at the root of it, Blue Jean Blondes 2 lacks any originality at all.

Picture this in your head, it isn't hard to do even if you're as empty headed as a typical blonde, in blue jeans in the backyard showing off her body, then getting banged until it ends in noisy orgasms…multiply this times three and then you've got this movie down pat.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, when it comes to basic jack-off porn this movie has got those basics covered.

Blue Jean Blondes 2 gets three cocks-up, one for each of its scenes.

Voluptuous: 19:59 Photos of Kerry Marie

Diner owner Kerry Marie climbs up on the table and serves her boobs to her customer.

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Watching this movie makes me think that they should make a porn version of Dr Seuss's classic The Lorax…and yknow you can just totally see Ron Jeremy as The Lorax, short little hairy dude with wild hair and a big walrus mustache…totally sounds like it was written for him. I mean, if someone did a poll to find out how many totally nasty ultra-sluts there were out there I bet there would be enough that we could save a zillion trees by getting rid of the toilet paper industry and just have chicks like this ready and willing to savor some smelly ass whenever needed.

I guess for these nasty nymphos it's like old school trapper style and the more musk you lay out, the more beaver you get. Six scenes of chicks who totally dig the sweaty smell of ass, whether it's another chick or a dude, they don't care, as long as they can get their noses in there for a weighty whiff and a raunchy rimjob.

Okay so you're a confessed sexoholic, what's the next step? Well the guys who made this movie sent these lucky dudes and babeliciously horny sexoholic nymphos to ‘get away' from their addiction…but yeah, we all know what happens when you put a bunch of over-sexed fuckers together in an enclosed space…tons of wet hot energetic sex. (sounds like a fox reality show doesn't it?)

For a bunch of sexoholics there could've been a hell of a lot more action in this movie…sure it's got five scenes but most of them you're just gonna be skimming through. It does start off with a hot chick on chick scene and the movie does get a hardness factor from the fact that it has British superslut Hannah Harper in it, and we all know how fucking crazy those Brit chicks get when the juices get flowing.

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My big problem with it is when you title your movie Sexoholics you expect there to be TONS of sex, group scenes, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes and so on…Sexoholics is pretty much all just one on one stuff. This movie gets a generous two cocks-up and that is solely due to the nympho crazy participaction of Hannah Harper.

Candace Von: 17:55 Minute Video of Candace Von

Don't you love a girl who says "Mmmm. Mmmmm. Ahh. Ohhh. Mmmmmm," when she's unzipping a guy's pants. Love that. Candace is that kind of girl, anticipating the cock that's she's going to lick and suck. (Now if that stuntman would just shut the fuck up.) Candace keeps that sexy moaning up, making slurping and popping noises as her head moves up and down on the shaft. But wait, there's much more...Candace Von, we salute you with one hand.

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Jasmin: 20:03 Minute Video of Jasmin

36-24-36 Jasmin is a big-titted Asian private stripper. A lot of men at the private and bachelor parties she does would love to fuck her. She begins the action in this video by getting on her knees and blowing her fuck-buddy's engorged dick. Warning! Super-hot screwing follows! Jasmin is truly a sexy little Asian bang-doll. Don't blame her if you drop a load watching her do what she does best.

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Hot and sexy Kat is a cheerleader who is begging for some hot cock. She gobbles penis and then gets banged in every single hole. She lifts her skirt and gets her snug little hole balled fast and furious.

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Roxy Reynolds: 26:12 Minute Video of Roxy Reynolds

In Oil 'n' Asses, Roxy Reynolds is laid out on a massage table for a butt oiling!

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Romina Lopez in the Shower: 10:44 Minute Video of Romina Lopez

As you can tell by the last few videos of Romina Lopez, she's a very clean girl! Very hygienic! Romina's always in the shower or in a bathtub or a hot tub, always washing with her favorite soaps and lotions. She must have the sweetest and freshest smelling body in the western hemisphere. You gotta love that.

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Romina Lopez Shaving: 9:20 Minute Video of Romina Lopez

Romina is attracted to water, it seems. Today she showers and then decides to shave her bush. She gets carried away and winds up with a baldie. Great angles of Romina's tits hanging as she razors her pubes.

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When it comes to Mr. 18, he is the myth and all the horny women know it. They want him to enter every hole available. They want him hard, they want him deep and they want him now! He's got the massive cock that all the girls crave! His 18 chocolate bar

Once The Whackman gets in that ass, The Whackman never wants to get out. This better be All About Ass 15 and take butt-pumping to the fullest extreme.

Faith, a cute blonde with medium length blonde hair, is sitting while dressed in a black bra and panties with sexy stockings; she stands up and undresses. Mark's already hard cock enters and Faith goes after his dong pretty hard with her mouth. Faith lies on her back and Mark goes straight to ass in missionary-her tight asshole drips with lube as he pounds away. They get into doggy next, followed by some reverse cowgirl-she puts her bare feet on his thighs and gets off. Faith then turns around to cowgirl and picks up the pace. She dismounts and lays on her back for an open mouth facial.

Bella is an average looking brunette wearing a white top and multi-colored panties. After some tease, she reveals her fake boobs and nice ass, which she begins to finger fuck. Darren enters and Bella starts sucking. She gets on all fours to get her shithole cock filled. After an a2m break, she moves to reverse cowgirl and the pace is nice, but the lighting sucked. They then move to spoon, which bored The Whackman. Things pick up in cowgirl, but there was not enough chemistry here. A small pop on the tongue ends this one.

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Bria is an okay looking brunette, wearing a white top and black panties. She reveals her nice natural body and then sits on the sofa with a glass dildo in hand to insert into her booty. In comes Mark to supply some “wood” for her to suck. They get into anal missionary, with some choking thrown in to spice things up. Then it's onto doggy with a nice pace before moving on to cowgirl-this slut has got a nice fucking ass! In reverse cowgirl, the sex is hot and her asshole gets a little sloppy with lube which turns The Whackman on. They go back to doggy until Mark has to blow his load all over Bria's mouth and chin.

Jasmine, a cutie with semi long blond hair, is wearing a string bikini top that's removed quickly, exposing her perky natural tits, and a suckable set of nipples. She then grabs a dildo and licks it, getting it ready for a place The Whackman wants to be. As she fucks her own ass, she pauses for some A2M before continuing. Mark comes in and gives her ass a smack and a good finger fucking, followed by Jasmine returning the favor with some super head! She sits her tight tushy on his cock in reverse cowgirl. Her beautiful moans damn near make The Whackman explode prematurely. After a break to give Mark some no hands a2m, deep throat name, she climbs back on in cowgirl. Mark then picks her up for some flying cowgirl, before laying her down for some missionary. Then it's onto some standing doggy. Mark pulls out and Jasmine spins around just in time to catch the pop with her open mouth.

All About Ass 15 is an above average flick that has Jasmine close the show with a bang! Faith turned in a good performance and Bria was a motherfuckin firecracker. Bella's scene was the weak link here, but there was no lame, wise cracking interviews-just tease, suck, and fuck! The Whackman dropped 6 massive loads.

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. The Whackman has the pleasure of meeting moms who love two things-money and sex. It doesn't get any better than this. Let's see if they are all talk, or if they can actually walk the walk. It's MILF Money 3.

Anorexic brunette Brandi leans over to suck Scott's cock and then lets him warm her up orally in return. They get into missionary name before Brandi rides him in both cowgirls. She turns around so Scott can fuck her like a dog and even spoons him before taking a nice facial.

Twenty two year old bottle blonde Lexi strips down for Rod. He encourages her to play with her pussy while she sucks his cock. He goes straight to fucking Lexi missionary name before letting Lexi ride him reverse cowgirl name. He pulls for Lexi to pussy fart and to admire her gape before they go back for more missionary work. Rod facializes Lexi.

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Dino whips out his cock for Tara to work her tongue and mouth around. Dino tongues her twat in return before letting her slide it over his cock reverse cowgirl name. They go from cowgirl to doggy and end in missionary before Dino gives Tara a light load across her mouth. She goes after it with her tongue and strokes him in an attempt to taste every drop he puts out.

Bottle blonde Trinity goes right to sucking Rob before lying back and letting him tongue her brunette pussy as she plays with her tits. Rob moves up to plug her missionary name while she swears at him to get him to give her more-he grabs her neck. Trinity rides him reverse cowgirl name before letting him take her from behind. She lies back for some pile driving before letting Rob cum all over her face.

MILF Money 3 provides a nice age range of milfs throughout the flick. The whores all do at least a good job through the movie as they start every scene off in a fun fashion, and at the same time start the sex out at a little higher level by giving The Whackman a feel for the tramp before she gets to work. 6 juicy loads were fired off in a pretty good milf flick.

Legend's Image of Sex is a story about a man who loves to watch porn, but is very passive, so to The Whackman he looks and sounds like a punk. Dude just talks to his buddy at work about his HD hookup at the house and how he can feel what's going on on TV. He plays touchy feely with the TV. Interesting? Let's find out...

Scene 1 opens up with a dude sucking on his fine secretary's tits (played by the insatiable brunette Eva Angelina) while in his office. Eva sits on top of the desk to get her beaver munched on before going to town on her boss's cock. She then gets her pussy stabbed with cock in missionary prior to getting drilled from underneath while on the couch. Eva is sidewayed until her boss drowns her face with warmth.

In scene 2, some dude is watching a porno of a cute short-haired brunette (Tiffany Hopkins) getting eaten out by her man. Tiffany squats to get face fucked by her man before getting the doggy treatment. She turns around to get the continued pussy pulverizing and then the whore sits on her fast fucking cock. Tiffany's twat gets beaten up damn good-the bitch'll need to ice that shit down.

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An okay looking blonde (Missy Monroe) gets a lickin from some dude at her company before gagging on dude's cock. This tramp knows how to suck a cock. Missy pulls her panties to the side and rides dude on the desk used in scene 1. She then lies back on the desk to get her cunt stabbed with cock. She is bent over the desk to take the dickens from behind and gets nutted inside her. Missy deserves a promotion.

The dude from scene 2 watches another porno-this time of a pretty, college girl lookin, long-haired, brunette (Taryn Thomas). Taryn starts by getting hurricane tongued before wrapping her sweet lips around her man's cock. She spreads her legs wide to invite her man's rock hard and after, they get in a sideway position to keep the fast pace going. Harder is what she wanted and harder the tramp got. She is face planted while in doggy and her cute face gets drizzled on.

In the final scene, dude finally man's up and goes down on his sexy wife (a brunette with blonde streaks named Randi Wright). Randi gets her pussy French kissed nice and slow before wrapping her luscious lips around her man's cock. He plugs her shaved cunt and Randi's moans are angelic. She rides dude and stares at the heavens prior to taking back shots in doggyname. Randi is creamed in her face and with a proper tit job, this whore has the potential to be something special.

The Whackman's shares the same Image of Sex that Jerome Tanner envisions. Although the storyline was so-so, the cast did the damn thing in the sexual department. Every chick held their own and the dude's drilled the shit out their tight pussy's like fucking professionals. The Whackman dropped 8 monstrous loads to a good hardcore flick. All The Whackman's advice is to fast forward the dialogue... not that you don't already do that.

Legend's Loose Screw is a promising movie that cannot possibly fail with Tera fuckin Patrick on the cover. The Whackman is more than ready to dive into this goddess and the rest of her trampy friends. Let's do this...

In the opening scene, a decent looking Mariah gets her snatched munched on while she remains standing. Mariah then slobs her man down before getting some sensual thrusting on the couch. This whore bounces on her man's cock nicely, but the elevator music in the background throws The Whackman off as they move at a more rugged pace-the beat does not compliment the scene at all.

After some meaningless conversation, the weird nosed Lola wraps her dirty mouth around her man's cock and deep throats it. Lola's neatly trimmed beaver gets filled with tongue by her man and then she gets some timid cock jabbed into her-The Whackman can see the insecurity in dude; he really needs to tag The Whackman in. Lola is too much woman for him to handle and the funny thing is, the tramp ain't all that.

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The stunning exotic porn princess Tera Patrick is the recipient of a lucky cock. Tera gets her pussy feasted on while she stands up with one leg on the bed. She then tonsils her man to return the favor (and uses her tongue oh so well). After riding her man like a superstar jockey, Tera lies on her back to get the continued tattooing on her wet cunt. The Whackman notices a little gut on the princess, but a little toning is all that's needed. She turns around to get doggied, taking her man to the promise land.

Some lesbo action takes place in scene 4 between a blonde eye catching Chandler and a perm haired brunette named Keisha Dominguez. Chandler stuffs 8 fingers in Keisha while they are in the 69 position and at first it was hot, but then it lagged. They pull a dildo out and Keisha sits on one end while the other end is in Chandler's mouth. After, Keisha grabs a double headed dildo and works on both of Chandler's holes simultaneously. Chandler grabs a third dildo and stabs Keisha in her ass to end the scene.

An out of shape surf board body lookin Chloe tries to play the aggressive, mistress role but fails to be believable. After Chloe and her sex slave trade sub par oral exams, Chloe gets doggied in her flat ass and The Whackman was surprised to not see a bruise in dude's inner thigh from all that bone clashing. After Chloe faked an orgasm (The Whackman has a sense for these things), they seemed to lose their chemistry as the bitch overacted.

Loose Screw did not live up to the expectations of The Whackman due to the bad music and the sub par casting. It was a fucking roller coaster ride. Mariah in scene 1 did great if you mute the music. Lola wasn't even all that, but looked like an all-star compared to her shy counterpart. Tera Patrick, aka Mrs. Whackman, held her own. The girl on girl was not bad-no complaints. Chloe did not close the movie well. 4 deserving shots were fired, but it potentially could and should have been more...

In Onyxxx Films Double Dipped 5, cocoa bitches take on huge chocolate night sticks; They're long and strong and down to get the friction on. This is an all black, all double penetration, no-holes-barred fuck fest.

The thick Passion takes direction from the two dudes and stuffs her mouth with both dicks as she plays with her loose pussy to start things out. While choking on a dick, Passion rotates that big pretty ass of hers while getting doggied by the other dude. She then goes for a ride, while sucking on the other dudes cock. Then both dudes plug the one and two hole simultaneously. The two dudes look kind of lost with what positions to do next, but the bitch does a decent job of getting used like the whore she is.

Another thick bitch named Lola Lane and her huge saggy titties are up in scene 2. Lola rotates her overly salivated mouth on both cocks. Then she's reared from one dude while she continues to slobber the other dude down. The two dudes switch positions and then Lola sits on one of them while the other dude watches. Then the other dude gets in on it and double dips the bitch.

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Some amazon looking beast named Kelly Rain and her sloppy body gets the business in the third scene. The Whackman has confirmed that these dudes fuck anything that walks. This bitch was so manly looking The Whackman couldn't tell who was fucking who at times and it was a painful scene to sit through as it looks like two dudes banging a wild fucking boar.

In the final scene, two ghetto broads Suckable and Qali (the shorter nappy haired of the two) warm each other up before some dude gets in the mix. Qali works on his dick while Suckable ball juggles, then the tramps trade. Suckable is first to ride while Qali spectates. Then Qali 69's him. Suckable goes back for another ride while Qali's shy ass stays in the background. Qali finally gets doggied while sucking on a strap on that Suckable's wearing. Qali takes the double dippin-dildo in ass while dick in pussy.

Double Dipped 5 was full of saggy titted ghetto broads with loose lips who had one thing goin for them-ass for weeks. It started off good with Passion, but steadily went downhill as each scene came and went. The Whackman only fired 3 loads; none dedicated to scene three.

The Whackman is invited to step behind the closed doors of hotel rooms to see what is really going on. It's time to check into Legend's Paradise Hotel, where everyone is supposedly satisfied with the customer service. Very interesting.

In the first hotel room, stuck in the 80's milf looking Keisha Dominguez gets eaten out after a decent blowjob. She then gets analized while she begs to get pounded. Keisha then gets on all fours to continue the anal treatment and her ass is cleaned out. Not to leave her pussy left out, she lays on her back to get her furry bush nailed as well before taking the load in her mouth.

A clown looking Bailey Montaine starts off by putting a blindfold over a dude who is having his last fling before he gets married. The dumbass dude takes his blindfold off-The Whackman can't fathom this, but oh well. Bailey sucks him off before sitting on his face. She actually looks better once her caked ass face loses make-up, but still, her features are hard and she still looks a little like a dude. Bailey takes it up the crapper both doggyname and sideways before getting plugged in her pierced twat. Her dirty mouth is her strongpoint.

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Two broads get it on in scene 3. Dude looking brunette Lola (who resembles a tennis pro in the MEN'S bracket) muff dives into a blonde milf named Tara. A dildo is then sat on by Tara while she sports a strap-on on her knee to use on Lola. It was very creative and The Whackman was slightly turned on. Tara then wears the strap on and fucks Lola in her cunt before giving it to Lola to doggyname her. They finale with a double sided dildo and work that shit like champs.

The exotic stunning bombshell Sadie Jordan (who is Tera Patrick in The Whackman's fucking book) gets the business from a lucky dude. Sadie [for arguments sake] puts her tongue on that cock oh so sensually while in the 69 position. She then gets sideways in her succulent snatch before riding on her man in reverse cowgirl. Sadie lies on her back and gets pulled to the side of the bed to get fucked while her man stands up. Her pussy is creamed with the deserving load.

The final scene brings back the blonde milf Tara who gets some "love making" on with her husband. Tara sits on a chair to get eaten out prior to deep throating her husband. She sits back down to get her pussy tattooed before taking it to the floor for a nice "sit-down" session. After bouncing on the cock, she gets doggy treated by her master and gets his love squirted all on her ass as this bitch is definitely man's best friend.

Paradise Hotel is a decent movie that has no significant plot; it was just full of hardcore sex that The Whackman can truly appreciate as it got 6 full loads, split between Sadie and Tara. It started off slow, but after the good girl on girl scene in scene 3, all is well that ends well.

The Whackman is here to catch some lovely Latin women still in heat, despite their swollen bellies and breasts. In X-Traordianary's Pregnant Fantasies 2, will they keep The Whackman in heat or cool The Whackman off?

After getting her hairy swollen beaver munched on, a cute pregnant Dulce wraps her mouth around her man's cock and does the slowwwwwwwest blow job The Whackman has ever seen. Just when The Whackman thinks they're about to fuck, they get in a boring 69 position and the cock don't lie-if it stays limp, STOP MOANING. The sex scene was boring and "Mr. Limpdick" was apparently not in the mood. Neither was The Whackman.

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A full figured pregnant Alicia is craving the dick in scene 2. After showing her body off, she gets her saggy tits sucked and then performs a decent blow job (for a pregnant tramp). Alicia then gets thrusted sideways before another dude gets in on the fun and sticks his cock in her mouth. Alicia's sexual appetite has a positive effect on The Whackman, as the two dudes give this mom-to-be an adequate amount of dick.

Poison Chambers and her clown looking face gets a quickie from her man. She starts off by sucking his small cock before getting missionaried in her bush. Then Poison gets doggied and her man-looking face wouldn't stop following The Whackman. Stop looking at The Whackman you fucking man-whore.

Pregnant Fantasies is somewhat of an oxy moron to The Whackman-"pregnant" and "fantasy" should not be used in the same sentence. 1 mysterious load was fired from scene two, but then The Whackman's senses kicked in. Why the fuck weren't they cream puffed? Were these dumbasses afraid of getting these bitches pregnant? That may have very well been the deciding factor between firing a load and holding back. The one positive note: there were only three scenes.

The Whackman is in need of old school medical attention for The Whackman's sexual cravings, and Legend's House Call Nurses better be certified in mouth to cock resuscitation. Let's do this...

Scene 1 started with big tittied Julie Rage and her fuckable looking blond assistant sandwiching some dude with a broken left arm. After he got his dick sucked by the assistant, Julie sat on his throbbing cock and rode him. Then, the assistant got the missionary treatment from his kool-aid red lovestick, and later reversed cowgirled him like a champ. Switching one more time, Julie was doggynamed before both nurses got splatted on. Decent opening scene but nothing special.

In scene 2, Julie warmed the next patient up until a curly black-haired older looking nurse with small tits slurped his cock prior to riding him. His limp dick was all over the place and The Whackman enjoyed this very unattractive bitch as much as this dude did. Cutting room floor scene.

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The next scene had Julie come in on her day off to show two short haired fugly female interns how to masturbate like a professional. The Whackman prefers bitches to grow their hair as long as possible so The Whackman has something to tug-a monster face didn't compliment the short haircuts too damn well either. The masturbation scene was painful to watch and lacked the fuel needed to heat up The Whackman.

Scene 4 opened with two old fogies double teaming one of the transvestite looking nurses from the previous scene. It was a hideous display of human anatomy and The Whackman had almost lost his appetite for sex. What the fuck was going on here?

The final scene took place in Julie's bedroom with her lucky husband. And The Whackman refers to him as lucky because Julie was the only piece of ass worth caressin the big fella to-and Julie wasn't even all that. Although her husband pummeled that pussy missionary and analized her doggyname, The Whackman only felt a pity release drizzle out.

Do yourself a favor and find a different hospital to call because these House Call Nurses do not prescribe the right medication needed to satisfy your aching, headache, stuffy nose, so you can rest medicine. The Whackman managed to force out 2 painful loads and has come to an understanding that time heals all wounds.

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