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This is where the line gets drawn and smart, savvy parents know that it's time to worry and maybe make an impromptu trip to the Ivy League college to say hello to Sweet Suzie before she becomes Slut Suzie…

Parents: No matter how much it might piss you off and exasperate you for your 18 year old daughter at college to be asking for money every time you talk to her….it's when they say they suddenly end up financially stable and not asking for money at that age that you have to worry.

Politicians worldwide have earned themselves the reputation of total horndawgs who'll fuck anything and everything given the chance, and with the power that comes from their position they get offered a fuck of a lot of pussy on a regular basis.

Now if I was a news reporter, even if it was for ‘Foxy News' I sure wouldn't be saying ‘um.. shit' to this situation…I'd be laughing with joy that this senator just took my news show and blasted me to the top of the ratings simply cos he couldn't control his overwhelming sexual urges.

Everybody knows that black dudes love to watch white chicks, especially white chicks with curves in all the right places…you know what I'm talking about; that ghetto booty and big bouncing boobs.

This is what led to the birth of funk music and that Earth Wind and Fire quaking bump bump ba-dump that makes the wiggle and jiggle we all love.

What the hell's up with chicks?  90 years ago they got allowed to vote and have just gone haywire ever since…yet they are still bitching that they need more rights.

Well obviously affirmative action doesn't apply for women…here these chicks play at being a company where one even has a door that says ‘Boss'…yet not a male employee among them, and I'm sure that if this is the action he got to see, that any guy would sure as hell want to be the one male to make up the male side of affirmative action for this group.

Some people just dont know how to make the best out of a bad situation….

Like this chick is all regretting her permanent tattoo…sure it may not be what she wants but I betcha she's a shoe-in for a part on the Vagina Monologues now.

This picture is a paradox in the making…obviously the guy is insane, but he's not a masochist, if anything it could be said that he has a fetish for frigid chicks.  Though in that case he should just bang the frigid eyeless bitch giving him a rough time for indulging his fetish.

Yknow tho…any chick who is that frigid as to drive her man to seeking a snowchick for warmth is probably wickeder, colder, and meaner than the Wicked Witch of the West and this dude should be calling 1 800 Divorce followed by 1 800 Hot Filipino Wife.

Have you ever gotten your dick caught in your fly?  If you have you know it hurts like fucking hell with a pain that will definitely linger.

Hopefully Captain pale penis here is invulnerable to pain, cos damn that sure looks wedged.  Personally I bet hung like that he's got it out on purpose trying to score with another slut like that redhead.

A common problem that faces many bored and over-sexed yet insipidly loyal housewives is alcoholism…

Number one sign that your wife (or you if you're a female) fits into this category is if drinking the wine just doesn't fill her/your need and she needs the whole bottle to really fill what she craves.

Yeah man this dude is getting totally nailed and you can tell the Boss of his house is a Bossette…But yknow….looking at them…this guy should just be totally grateful for the pounding she is giving him cos he is like 30 years older, bald so he's just damn lucky to have a sexy piece of ass even if she is kinky as hell.

Perfection goes topless in these cute teen blonde pictures but in the third dimension! Her tight low cut jeans really show off her tiny figure in this hot rendered fantasy gallery!

Low cut jeans and topless!

Y'know the ones I mean, they go to church or whatever and the only times they get on their knees is to pray or clean something. If you can seduce and corrupt one of these babes it is an experience you wont forget and like a good wine, the more time that passes the better the vintage as long as it isnt so long that it tastes like vinegar. The twisted fucks at TrashyToons.com know exactly what im talking about.

Sometimes the ol lady gets just that - old. Spice your relationship up at TrashyToons.com because ideas are in abundance and unconventional methods of having sex are the new trend.

Whatever the fuck works to get your significant other into bed with you should not have to be justified-ever. Get other bright ideas and amusement from TrashyToons.com, where there is nothing left to the imagination. These animators deserve a fucking raise.

It was that time again to unwind with the "girlfriend” and a nice dinner and a movie was on our itinerary-her treat. Her treat? My first thought was, "what the fuck did she do wrong?” and I began to get kinda suspicious at first. But after a couple of hits of some purple kush, I paid that thought no mind because, well, hell, I'm not the one to be talking shit when I bang broads left and right on the daily. It turned from awkwardness to flattery all in a matter of minutes. Thank Mother Nature for the good ol sticky icky.

We had sushi at a pretty cool place called Takami Sushi-twenty-one stories high in downtown L.A. with breathtaking nighttime cityscapes. We ate on the corner of a dynamic penthouse patio where it was sleek and sultry. Shit, it was her treat so I had the Angus filet mignon and she had the lobster dynamite. Bon appe-mothafuckin-tite.

After that wonderful meal, I was ready to pass the fuck out, but we had a late movie to catch. She was too young to remember the Halloween series, so I had to introduce it to her because Michael Myers is a bad mother-"shut yo mouth”. It was more a prequel to how the bad-ass became a bad-ass and the little kid who played Myers did a damn good job showing how twisted one's mentality could be. Although it wasn't jumpy-scary, my "girlfriend” was spooked out by Michael Myers-as she should be. He's a sick fuck who needs some hardcore psychiatric help.

When we got back to my place, I felt like I owed her something. I didn't spend a dime that night and it was weird. So this was how a woman felt at the end of a date-interesting. I was in a lovey-dovey mood and I began to initiate some "love-making” as I went downtown on her, Trashytoons.com name, and stayed there longer than usual-I was there the whole time and never popped my cock in her mouth or vise tight cunt. This was all about her... maybe she'll "treat” me more often.

I played doctor all day with the 18 year old, but not the kind of doctor you're thinking, my brothers. It was more like nurse-my "girlfriend" felt under the weather and I was on 'caring boyfriend' duties. It fuckin sucks having to completely drop whatever the fuck you want to do and tend to someone who is feeling a tad bit sick; and what makes it work is it was just a common cold, but because she's such a frickin baby, I was forced to be at her beckon and call.

I made her soup, gave her a massage, monitored her medicine dosages, lied with her and watched some damn chick flick (I don't remember what it was cuz I fell asleep-twice), and just was "there for her". This shit will pay off in the future, so although it pretty much sucked for me today, I could feel the love from her. She kept telling me how good I am and I kept reminding her how lucky she was.

After the second movie we watched finished, she fell asleep and I tiptoed to my room to surf the net because I knew I wasn't going to get any ass from my "girlfriend". TrashyToons.com cheered me up and salvaged this almost wasted day. This site is funny as fuck-not to mention, I never realized how sexy animated skanks could be. I signed up with a FREE TRIAL and surfed until the 18 year old woke up. Then it was back to nursing duties.

My "girlfriend" owes me some pile driver name banging when she feels better. And you better believe I'm going to collect the moment she's back at 100%.

These bitches are so horny they will fight for your affection. Head on over to TrashyToons.com to see finely crafted animations that will sure tickle your fancy.

A lost tongue piercing is this bitch's excuse to fist the fuck out of the other slut. Only on TrashyToons.com can a broad get away with some shit like that.

Some of the animes are cute and innocent, others are rugged and rough.  Whatever the case, TrashyToons.com comes through for everyone's taste buds.  You want a peaceful fuck?  Or are you in the mood for war trooper?

Even anime chicks get shy every now and then.  But if you butter them up a bit, they'll relax and show you all of their goods.  TrashyToons.com is where you will find the cutest undercover freaks in the sheets.

School is almost over for the 18 year old as she is going to study for her last two finals this weekend. This'll give me plenty of time to stroll the beaches of Southern California and titty watch. Summertime is the most beautiful time of the year as all the undercover sluts sport their skimpy outfits and flock by the dozens, waiting to get gawked at. Southern Cali is a prime location for top notch looking bitches every time of the year, but summertime is when the selection is abundant. Fortunately for me, I'm right in the middle of all the action.

I work damn well on myself and am not as lazy as most men (though I have my moments, too), so I deserve to be banging the bitches I bang. I put myself out there at a moderate level and know how to fuck a girl right. Should it matter that I'm not monogamous? Every woman deserves to be treated the way I treat them when we're one on one. And this is the season for fun in the sun. Fuck, I should have given the broad from last night "the business", but no need to dwell now. Beginning this weekend, it's time to get in mac mode and holler at all of the outta towners. They're the horny freaks who will give it up with no strings attached; hence, NO DRAMA.

Tonight, I'm going to relax and use my FREE TRIAL to look at a few clips from TrashyToons.com. The animators over there have a wicked imagination and know how to tickle the funny bone. And I'm going to unwind with a couple of rips from the bong while chillin on my patio and if all is well, that's where I'll be falling asleep as the weather right now is perfect.

This sexy black toon slut can be found spreadin' those ebony legs of hers every fucking day at TrashyToons.com.

So finally it was time to head back home. I'd made plans with the 18 year old to meet me at my place for a Sunday night fuck session, but before I left me and my buddy smoked one last joint in his front yard. It was a fatty, and we made it last a good long while because it was probably gonna be another year or so before we saw each other again.

I of course said he could come down and stay at my place whenever the fuck he wanted, but you know how it is with married people and their kids. They never have time for a fucking thing other than raising the Family. He asked more about the 18 year old, and was thoroughly enjoying my various exploits with her. I've know this guy forever. I could tell he's bored, but being bored is a large part of being an adult. It made me sad to see him this way.

We finished the joint and I got in my car. I found some Ramones on my ipod then sped toward the 15. With plenty of sunlight left I drove back down the hill and headed to my glorious County of Orange. When I got home I called the 18 year old and told her to get the fuck over. I was horny as all hell. I jumped in the shower and five minutes after I got out she was knocking on my door.

She burst in and immediately threw her arms around me, saying how much she missed me. I was already hard and within minutes she was sucking my dick like a good little girl. And to be honest with you, my brothers, I missed her a little too. Well... to be more honest it was her tight pussy I'd really missed. She'd shaved it earlier in the day, apparently eagerly awaiting my return and knowing damn well what I like. I went down on her, making her cum in my mouth, then I had her turn over and I did her from behind then came all over her back. It was damn relaxing, and we both fell asleep in each others arms. After she left I pulled up TrashyToons.com and got a good laugh at some of their funny ass comics. This is my life, oh my brothers, and I like a lot.

1. Do I like the new me?

2. Is this who I really am?

3. Do I see myself getting back into a real adult relationship anytime soon?

These three questions have been on my mind since I got back to my apartment Sunday afternoon. First I showered then ate lunch and wound up just laying on my couch for an hour, thinking about all kinds of shit like this. Then I drifted off and took what ended up being a 2 hour nap. I awoke to my cell phone ringing and of course, it was the 18 year old. Since her parents weren't gonna be getting back home till sometime Monday afternoon she wanted me to cum fuck her again in her bed. She said that really got her off, and made her cum real hard. She loved having some sexy older guy drilling her on the bed she sleeps in every night. She's turning into a dick feen, and I'm the reason why.

I'm old enough to where I shouldn't get a kick out of stuff like this, but honestly it is an ego boost. This girl is hot, young, and addicted to my dick. I fucking love it. So the answer to question 1 is without a doubt "yes", I totally like the new me. Now that question sort of bleeds into the next question's answer. If this wasn't who I really was then I could just call the whole "relationship" off and breakup with my "girlfriend", because it's wrong and all that bullshit... I could do that, but I'm not going to. I like fucking a girl who is low maintenance, at least compared to a girl my age. She does what I say, likes being with me, gives me what I want sexually, and with every week that passes I can see a little more of myself rubbing off on her.

So suffice it to say the answer to question 3 is a resounding FUCKING NO! Are you kidding me?!?! Why would I want to give up this glorious shit I'm doing. No goddamn way. I like not taking shit seriously and just fucking around. Like these whack job fucks at TrashyToons.com. Who the fuck comes up with this wild shit? I wish they could put these comics in the regular newspapers. Think how cool that'd be.