I was reading an article the other day about how some whacked out religous morality right wing nut-jobs go criticising Disney movies with a bunch of bullshit about how the Disney artists are perverts and intentionally make temples and towers phallus shaped…(yeah, like it's their fault that an arabic tower has the shape it does)

I wonder what those same groups of nut-jobs would say about this almost Disneyesque art and if they would catch the Phallic Symbolism thrusting in front of them or if it could be used on these censorship review boards to entice some heart attacks and get rid of those censorship motherfuckers.

Could you imagine taking the special effects from movies like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon or The Matrix and interweaving them into porn?

The results would be astounding; slow-motion cumshots that the chick can move right into..impossible positions where the fuckers seem to be lighter than air and crazy action that would defy belief.  Porn like this would be incredible to watch but just like some Hi-Def porn with not-so-perfect looking actresses, sometimes leaving things to the imagination can be the best plan overall…

Sometimes I read these and wonder what the hell the narrator of these jokes and sight-gags has as his major mental problem that makes him so incapable of realizing what makes  a good thing and what makes a bad thing…

Frank has no problem with his job….yeah right buddy…Frank has absolutely no problem with the fact that those bitches made him a fucking eunuch so that they wouldn't have to worry about his being distracted leading to a car accident or having any pleasure himself. Let's chop off your fucking genitals and see how much of a problem you have with it Mr. fucking narrator.

People never think of the consequences of their actions nowadays…they just go along living for the moment.

If this guy really wanted to get ahead in his quest for sexual fullfilment without breaking his vows, he should have just killed the old battle-axe bitch version of his wife before going back…then as each one aged he could have just repeated the process forever with versions a minute younger than the first one he went back for

Back in that etheral era known as The 60's they had a rather risque (for it's time) comedy show called, ‘Rowan and Martin's Laugh In'….it was pretty hip for it's time…during the show they had a segment where the phrase ‘Sock It To Me' was spoken by English actress Judy Carne who became known as the Sock-It-To-Me Girl…She would appear and chant the phrase until, ever unsuspecting, something happened to her……

I think it would be cool if they brought back a version of the show but the sock it to me part be like this…hot chick with a sock on appearing and chanting “sock it to me” until someone comes up behind her and socks it to her by fucking her silly.

This is the reason the Irish should be in charge of television programming…Mulligan's Stew.

Crappy shows like Divorce Court, Sex Court and all the idiotic reality shows that people glue themselves to…mix them together and you get a stew that will make your cock spew.

To any of you out there who have read comics in the last 50 years, a mainstay of the DC Universe was Jonn Jonnz, the Martian Manhunter.  He has been in every incarnation of the Justice League of America and is now dead.  Not X-Man dead…dead dead.

So in honor to a fallen hero of myth, Trashy Toons presents this Oreo sandwich for him (Oreo's were Jonn's favorite Earth food).

Southwestern States have the lowest divorce rate in the continental United States…my studies have shown that this is because of the geographical histories for these areas.

In the 1800's, men out west learned to be real men and realized that any filly, be it equine or human, just needs to be broken and taught who is in command when being ridden.

Trapped in a dungeon, wearing only a pvc suit - this adorable cutie must find her way out of your fantasy!

Digital dreamgirls at totalsupercuties

This surfer dude must be one super horny guy to be able to get an erection with major sunburn all over his body including his cock…

Just goes to show, the proximity of a hot naked chick with soothing lotion to rub on your skin can make even the most pained guy get hard.

A lot of women nowadays have their priorities fucked up and go for guys who either look gay, are gay, or they are so twinkified they may as well be made by Hostess.

At least this chick has her priorities straight, and knows that for the fun that really matters, it's not the head on top of the neck that counts.

This is one crazy mutated muff, but this chick has gotta learn to be careful or be exploited…

Like if I was this dude, my response would be ‘I dunno…how do you like being sold to a circus as a carnival freak bitch?'

How can you tell, looking at this picture that the chick has colored hair and is obviously a very very stupid blonde?

Because like most dumb animals that are now extinct, she doesn't see the writing on the wall telling her that she is obsolete and about to be replaced…evolution rules baby.

The Wedding Crashers….helluva funny movie, especially how the Will Ferrell character takes his part even further by crashing funerals to get laid….

I dont know where sexaholics anonymous meets but if there is such a thing sign me up!  Picture it man….a room with a bunch of horny chicks who cant stop themselves from having sex.  You may not help them achieve their goals but you can help each other achieve some fun.

I've only seen these on sleepers for babies and tots before…but great fucking idea (literally). These should be mandatory for all women's pants and leggings.

Some dudes say that chicks cant be gamers, As we can see chicks are MADE to be gamers man and can do some moves with a joystick that I cant, and wont even try.

Brunette whore waits in a phone booth for her next customer! In a skin tight pvc bodysuit this sex robot will do anything for you! Her big tits, round ass, and long legs make her verydesirable ;)

Digital prostitution

Then it must be a slut from Trashytoons.com. Their pussy juices are constantly dripping wet, so slip and slide into the action.

Digital maid poses in black fishnet stockings and bends over to give us a great view of her white underwear and perfect ass!

3d Maid

Brunette teen dresses up in costume in this hot gallery with pantyhose and upskirt pics galore!

3d cutie upskirts!

I played doctor all day with the 18 year old, but not the kind of doctor you're thinking, my brothers. It was more like nurse-my "girlfriend" felt under the weather and I was on 'caring boyfriend' duties. It fuckin sucks having to completely drop whatever the fuck you want to do and tend to someone who is feeling a tad bit sick; and what makes it work is it was just a common cold, but because she's such a frickin baby, I was forced to be at her beckon and call.

I made her soup, gave her a massage, monitored her medicine dosages, lied with her and watched some damn chick flick (I don't remember what it was cuz I fell asleep-twice), and just was "there for her". This shit will pay off in the future, so although it pretty much sucked for me today, I could feel the love from her. She kept telling me how good I am and I kept reminding her how lucky she was.

After the second movie we watched finished, she fell asleep and I tiptoed to my room to surf the net because I knew I wasn't going to get any ass from my "girlfriend". TrashyToons.com cheered me up and salvaged this almost wasted day. This site is funny as fuck-not to mention, I never realized how sexy animated skanks could be. I signed up with a FREE TRIAL and surfed until the 18 year old woke up. Then it was back to nursing duties.

My "girlfriend" owes me some pile driver name banging when she feels better. And you better believe I'm going to collect the moment she's back at 100%.

The last two hours of my time was spent on the phone with my girlfriend; we talked about every motherfuckin thing-from life, to love, to the future. This broad really sees a future with me, and, for the first time, I actually can see a bright future with her under one condition-I can't stray away from banging other broads because, well hell, that's who I am. Of course, I didn't mention that part to her, because some things are better left unsaid.

For the most part, she did all the initiating in the "taking it to the next level" department, and I attempted to walk with her there and emotionally get close to her, but steered clear away from the "let's move in together" conversation. She brought that shit up before and we had an understanding that I was not ready-and I still wasn't ready for that.

But being a typical nagging girl, she went there and asked when I thought it would be appropriate for us to live together. I simply said it wasn't time yet and redirected the conversation towards planning a cross-country road trip in order to give us an idea of our living habits. This excited the hell out of her and I told her we will spend two weeks together 24/7 and if we can handle each others quirks, then maybe we could talk about it more. Little did she know, I would make sure we both would have complaints about one another.

After hanging up the phone with her, I watched TV for a bit until my hand just started wandering down to my cock. I chuckled as I made my way to the laptop and fired up TrashyToons.com to read a few comics. I used my FREE TRIAL and zoned out. The animations on this site are so fucking hilarious and a turn-on. These submissive bitches are sex slaves and I am their master. You gotta love the internet!

Enter the world of TrashyToons.com where everyone is in search of one thing-orgasms! It is in this land of crazy wild animations where there are no color lines and all is to the good.

The whore-ny sluts over at TrashyToons.com can't wait for their husband to come home from their 9-5. Orgasms galore are the only thing that matters. Gotta love em.

A lost tongue piercing is this bitch's excuse to fist the fuck out of the other slut. Only on TrashyToons.com can a broad get away with some shit like that.

These crazy bitches over at TrashyToons.com have no boundaries.  Let your imagination run wild and prepare for some pussy torture.

These horny little sluts over at TrashyToons.com get their healthy dosage of protein in order to stay looking good. Got cum?

Yeah I don't really get this one either, but those crazy fucks over at TrashyToons.com must know what it means 'cause they're the brilliant fuckers that get to draw wicked shit like this all day. Go check out what they're all about.

Everybody knows a slut like this at some point in their lives. But if you make TrashyToons.com a permanent stop on your online surfing then you’ll get to know one for the rest of your days.

Look at this magenta haired little fuck slut. Color coordinated all to hell and just dying to take off her cartoon panties off for ya. TrashyToons.com is where it’s fuckin’ at!